Barbie Sparkles and Diamond DeVille: two bimbos, one blog, zero clue. but lots of glitter.
Hi! So, like, welcome to the About Us page. I’m Barbie Sparkles, and my best friend is Diamond DeVille. Together we are basically what happens if glitter had boobs and went shopping. People call us bimbos, which is sooo rude but also kinda true, so we just decided to roll with it.
This site is where we tell you about our dumbest, sluttiest, sparkliest adventures in Second Life. Sometimes we look hot. Sometimes we get lost. Sometimes both at the same time, which is like… our brand.
Who Even Are We?
I’m Barbie, the brains of the operation. People laugh when I say that, but like… who’s writing this? Exactly.
Diamond is my bestie. She’s the bitchy one. Not bitchy in a bad way, but bitchy like… she’s always rolling her eyes at me, which is honestly kinda rude ‘cause I don’t roll my eyes at her. (Mostly ‘cause I forget how to do it without looking like I’m having a seizure.)
Like the other day, I said to her, “Do you think the sun ever gets tired?” and she just went, “Barbie, stop talking before I lose brain cells.” Which is mean, but also kinda cute ‘cause she still hangs out with me anyway.
What We Do
So what’s this blog about? Basically, it’s me and Diamond being bimbos in Second Life. Which means:
- Outfits shorter than your phone charger.
- Adventures that usually end in disaster.
- Me asking important questions like “Can you get pregnant from a hug?”
- Diamond calling me a slut while dragging me out of trouble.
Like, once I told her, “Omg, I think I invented a new dance move,” and she was like, “That’s just you falling down drunk, Barbie.” But falling with style is still a talent.
Why We’re Called “Second Life Bimbos”
Well, because people kept calling us bimbos anyway, so we figured, why not make it a brand? And honestly, being a bimbo is kinda fabulous. You get to wear pink, be silly, and never worry about remembering the square root of anything.
I told Diamond, “If being dumb makes me hot, then I’m like, a genius.” She just sighed and poured more wine.
Our Philosophy
ere’s what me and Diamond believe in:
- Lip gloss before logic.
- Glitter fixes everything.
- Sex counts as cardio.
- If you fall in heels, just call it choreography.
- Attention is basically love.
Diamond says my “philosophy” is more like “excuses,” but whatever, it’s working for us.
Why You Should Read Us
Because we’re basically a buddy sitcom in blog form. We’re dumb, we’re funny, we’re slutty, and somehow we’re still alive. Every post is just me oversharing, Diamond getting annoyed, and both of us ending up in another mess.
So yeah. That’s us. Barbie & Diamond. Second Life’s sparkliest disasters.